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Sep 23, 2014 / 474,476 notes

obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

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Sep 23, 2014 / 52,111 notes

rhydonmyhardon:

kinda fucked up how you can easily eat back what you worked off exercising for 40 minutes in like 4 seconds

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Sep 23, 2014 / 23,901 notes

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Sep 23, 2014 / 58,195 notes

sorry:

Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?

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Sep 23, 2014 / 46,892 notes

sorry:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right and you’re wrong

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Sep 23, 2014 / 334,971 notes

larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

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Sep 23, 2014 / 102,976 notes

communistbakery:

zinzulation:

urls are getting so fucking weird now… like what the fuck is a “communist bakery”

no idea… sounds like a really dumb blog

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Sep 23, 2014 / 448,880 notes
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brownshhugar:

Person: So, what are your interests?

Me: 

image

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Sep 23, 2014 / 375,097 notes

devongreen:

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

Was this post made in 1996?

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Sep 22, 2014 / 539,922 notes
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sleeve:

pool party at my house bring your own pool 

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Sep 22, 2014 / 121,599 notes

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lizzerts:

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.

Guess who’s getting millet later today.



give him more
Sep 22, 2014 / 95,732 notes

lizzerts:

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.

Guess who’s getting millet later today.

give him more

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Sep 22, 2014 / 72,957 notes

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