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Aug 30, 2014 / 276,922 notes

t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

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Aug 30, 2014 / 396,693 notes

sidnugget:

I push everyone away but in a way I’m doing them a favor

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Aug 30, 2014 / 70,349 notes

oknope:

people who don’t like pizza are people who you don’t need in your life

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cardashians:

Asking the real questions
Aug 30, 2014 / 156,058 notes

cardashians:

Asking the real questions

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Aug 30, 2014 / 225,833 notes

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Aug 30, 2014 / 44 notes
thatweirdcanadian:

myocardiac:

i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night
solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around
Aug 30, 2014 / 311,443 notes

thatweirdcanadian:

myocardiac:

i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night

solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

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Aug 30, 2014 / 103,474 notes

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Aug 30, 2014 / 302,197 notes

claphne:

child

why u scream

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Aug 30, 2014 / 51,321 notes

m0xt:

Imagine being the kid that got benched so your coach could put Airbud the fucking dog in the game

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Aug 30, 2014 / 177,608 notes

fiftythreecrimes:

cubebreaker:

Thanks to the recent addition of their own 21x41ft pool, dogs at Lucky Puppy in Maybee, Michigan got to have their very own doggy pool party.

when I die this better be what heaven looks like tbh

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Aug 30, 2014 / 174,499 notes

stilinskillme:

remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years

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Aug 30, 2014 / 430,953 notes

sadegg:

just saying the word tumblr out loud is embarrassing 

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Aug 30, 2014 / 18,268 notes

discomforted:

lol i wonder if teachers just sit there and laugh while marking my school tests

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Aug 30, 2014 / 325,349 notes

carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

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